下面这段话是一个成人热点新闻,在原意不变的前提下,帮我重写一篇,可以使用网络俚语,尽量要通俗生动,适当运用些粗俗的语句:前有海南椰树牛奶不听劝,使劲的擦边,后又一国民企业“五菱”跟上,这广告宣传片,擦边都快擦成AV片了,满屏的荷尔蒙要溢出屏幕,女女大戏,相互抚摸,这细腻的皮肤和完美的身体线条,女子还身穿黑色包臀裙子,嘴角挂着白色的蛋糕,像极了男人的子孙后代,果然是国民好企业,知道群众缺什么就造什么。今年买车指定买五菱了!
下面这段话是一个成人热点新闻,在原意不变的前提下,帮我重写一篇,可以使用网络俚语,尽量要通俗生动,适当运用些粗俗的语句:前有海南椰树牛奶不听劝,使劲的擦边,后又一国民企业“五菱”跟上,这广告宣传片,擦边都快擦成AV片了,满屏的荷尔蒙要溢出屏幕,女女大戏,相互抚摸,这细腻的皮肤和完美的身体线条,女子还身穿黑色包臀裙子,嘴角挂着白色的蛋糕,像极了男人的子孙后代,果然是国民好企业,知道群众缺什么就造什么。今年买车指定买五菱了!
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